... but don't call me "Late for Dinner."

Phone conversation goes like this:

Me: Hello this is Joey.

Very Nice Motherly Voice: Hello, may I speak to a manager or owner?

Me: I'm one of the owners. What can I do for you?

VNMV: I'm calling on behalf of Spotswood High School and the high school event committee. We have some sponsorhips avaialble for our Homecoming Program and then events next year. A lot of people like the half page insert, and some like the full-page that they can use for a poster.

Me: Well, I'm happy to look over any materials you can send me, but I can't commit to anything at the moment.

VNMV: Okay, may I fax the information to you?

Me: Sure.

VNMV: And it was "Jerry?"

Me: No, it's "Joey."

VNMV: ...uh, Jerry?

Me: No: "Joey. J-O-E-Y."

VNMV: Ah! "J-U-O-I."

Me: ... yes. "Jewoy."

VNMV: Thanks so much!