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If you didn't like Shaun of the Dead then I never loved you. A shotgun AND three pistols: Simon, Ed, and Nick lovingly make an English Michael Bay movie?

... doesn't matter. You had me at"You're scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is your fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders who will immobilize human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese."